I Hate Being Sick
I’ve come down with a cold and I’m not feeling up to par at all. I spent most of yesterday sleeping and I’ll probably finish off this afternoon with a nap. I have a Christmas party to go to on Thursday, so I’m doing double duty in trying to get rid of the worst of the coughing and sneezing.
Maybe if I offered to sell the cold for an outrageous price, someone will have more money than sense and buy it?